When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”
He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.
"Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!"
"No, I’m pretty sure she didn’t…"
I started getting mad. “She did! She said I was good at acting!”
"…That’s a thespian. A thespian.”
But in the end I just grew up to be a lesbian.
i lost my glasses today
i cant see how this could have happened
Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.
Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.